Uni-Fit Swimsuits

Uni-Fit Swimsuits / noun :

First Page Mentioned (By Reference) : ch. “The Underwater Citadel of Yonaguni” – pg. 121

First Page Mentioned (By Name) : ch. “The Homefront” – pg. 129

“Frustrated with being unable to find the right swimsuit in your size!? Left your swimming trunks or two piece at home?! Are you out on your boat with your friends and suddenly realize they didn't bring their swim clothes!? Buy new UNI-FIT SWIMSUITS! Guaranteed to resize within 12 inches for that perfect body shaping fit!

Not too snug, but snug enough they won't pop off in a strong current, Uni-Fit are universal for everyone! Available in five major sizes and dozens of styles, capable of fitting the most robust figure of any gender, or the smallest child! Baby to Toddler! Child to Young Adult! Adult to Plus Size! Plus Size Plus!

Our magically enchanted threading guarantees instant relaxation or contraction based on a complex system of quadrants and weaving, with the perfect breath to give you the best swimming experience you can have outside of a tailored suit! Buy them today!”

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